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d00dz
06-04-2013, 03:58 PM
See:
http://forums.cryptozoic.com/showthread.php?t=23116&p=208556&viewfull=1#post208556

and

http://forums.cryptozoic.com/showthread.php?t=23887&p=220367&viewfull=1#post220367

Tyrfang
06-04-2013, 03:59 PM
Get some chicken sandwiches ready.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1fgus8/my_uncle_just_dug_up_proof_he_wrestled_a_bear_for/

Gwaer
06-04-2013, 03:59 PM
I'm really surprised he hasn't "replace all'd" every instance of bear with bunny on this forum.

d00dz
06-04-2013, 04:00 PM
Get some chicken sandwiches ready.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1fgus8/my_uncle_just_dug_up_proof_he_wrestled_a_bear_for/

It should be streamed on Twitch :)

ConnorJS
06-04-2013, 04:01 PM
It should be streamed on Twitch :)

I second this, get a bear and a cage to Hex development right away!

Mike411
06-04-2013, 04:03 PM
Keep in mind if he dies wrestling the bear, we will have our most active forum mod gone, oh the anarchy :(

d00dz
06-04-2013, 04:03 PM
Keep in mind if he dies wrestling the bear, we will have our most active forum mod gone, oh the anarchy :(

Oh but the popcorn entertainment will be well worth it.

Zomnivore
06-04-2013, 04:04 PM
I hope someone over at cryptazoic has the gumption to rent a bear costume.

Would make for an excellent promotional photo.

Gwaer
06-04-2013, 04:06 PM
I hope someone over at cryptazoic has the gumption to rent a bear costume.

Would make for an excellent promotional photo.
I didn't want to say anything, because this is the litmus test by which I will decide if I should drop my gk's and pp's.

OP_Kyle
06-04-2013, 04:09 PM
658

Trothael
06-04-2013, 04:10 PM
I want to see luchadore bear wrestling so badly.

It's on my bucket list. Kyle had better pay up. Kyle wouldn't let a man die without completing his bucket list. I can't die until I've seen luchadore bear wrestling.

Kami
06-04-2013, 04:11 PM
658

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120808165137/tekken/en/images/7/74/Kuma.png

d00dz
06-04-2013, 04:11 PM
658

LOOOOOOOOL

I expect you will uphold your end of the bargain ;)

The crowd roars! (along with the bear)

Zomnivore
06-04-2013, 04:12 PM
At the very least give a teddy bear a good pile driver.

d00dz
06-04-2013, 04:13 PM
@Kami

Is that Kuma? Hahaha

This might happen: 659

Mike411
06-04-2013, 04:16 PM
658

8th rule: If this is your first night (of KS hitting 2 million) at FIGHT BEAR, you HAVE to fight. :p

Kami
06-04-2013, 04:20 PM
Chances are, he's just going to play a match against an AI using the Bear deck. :p

djlowballer
06-04-2013, 10:12 PM
Here to demand Cory show his devotion to Hex by killing a bear in unarmed combat. Pledges must be refunded if this goal cannot be delivered.

MasterN64
06-04-2013, 11:58 PM
The crowd demands the blood sport to begin so it must begin. The time draws near.

shocker455
06-05-2013, 12:53 AM
Maybe this will be their event at gen con that cory couldn't talk about. It would defiantly draw a crowed in!

Mike411
06-05-2013, 05:11 AM
So we've officially hit 2 million. Happy Bear Day!

We now demand that you fight a... deck filled with bear-like creatures and stream it!

majin
06-05-2013, 05:30 AM
fight fight fight fight!!!

Vengus
06-05-2013, 05:35 AM
Go Go Kyle!

TheWrathofShane
06-05-2013, 06:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjSQZOIY1zk

ShaolinRaven
06-05-2013, 06:52 AM
Kyle Wrestles a Bear should be a promo card.

Flavor Text: Welcome to Ursine Dome.

Vibraxus
06-05-2013, 07:04 AM
Kyle putting a bear in a full nelson hold on a t-shirt. With a Hex logo and "2Million hit" or something like that. Pure gold.

Daer
06-05-2013, 07:18 AM
I want some sweet $2 Million Bear sleeves.

jai151
06-05-2013, 07:21 AM
Kyle Wrestles a Bear should be a promo card.

Flavor Text: Welcome to Ursine Dome.

2 (1 Diamond Threshold)
Kyle, Bear Wrestler
Troop - Human Forum-Mod
(T) - Tap target bear. It does not untap as long as Kyle, Bear Wrestler remains tapped
2/2
"I swear I didn't think we'd get there!"

EQUIPMENT:
Luchadore Mask - If bear remains tapped for three turns, destroy it and untap Kyle, Bear Wrestler. Kyle, Bear Wrestler gets a permanent +1/+1

Luchadore Singlet - When you use Kyle, Bear Wrestler's ability, put Cory, Lovely Assistant into play.

Luchadore Boots - Kyle, Bear Wrestler gains Speed. When Kyle, Bear Wrestler comes into play, put Gentle Ben, Trained Bear into play under an opponent's control.

EDIT: More gear!

Tyrfang
06-05-2013, 07:23 AM
Plot twist: Kyle gets a card with him wrestling a Gnoll.

houjix
06-05-2013, 07:23 AM
This totally needs to be a quest or dungeon in game.

Nexi
06-05-2013, 08:05 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/Project_Grizzly_%28film%29.jpg/220px-Project_Grizzly_%28film%29.jpg

Just sayin

Bear Proof Suit - Kyle, Bear Wrestler gains +0/+2 but becomes exhausted for 3 turns and is then discarded unless a bear card enters play. If a bear card enters play, both it and Kyle, Bear Wrestler fight each other immediately ignoring any current status changes.

TheWrathofShane
06-05-2013, 08:26 AM
I say kyle gos balls to the walls and rents a trained bear for the day and wrestles him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW-WmY0Dj7w

^^^
Trained bear.

incitfulmonk21
06-07-2013, 02:05 PM
Kyle, Bear Wrestler

When Kyle, Bear Wrestler enters play place a bear onto each opposing champions field.

For each additional bear added this way play Princess Cory or Drunkard Ben from your deck.

Fireblast
06-07-2013, 02:06 PM
kyle, bear wrestler

when kyle, bear wrestler enters play place a bear onto each opposing champions field.

For each additional bear added this way play princess cory or drunkard ben from your deck.

CZE please make it happen!

~

Gorgol
06-07-2013, 02:19 PM
Kyle, Bear Wrestler

When Kyle, Bear Wrestler enters play place a bear onto each opposing champions field.

For each additional bear added this way play Princess Cory or Drunkard Ben from your deck.

Yes, please!

Cato
06-07-2013, 03:04 PM
I admit, I have been looking forward to the Bear Wrestle for weeks now :) So glad we hit the secret $2m stretch goal!

Card or twitch stream, we look forward to it.

incitfulmonk21
06-07-2013, 09:58 PM
I want luchadore outfits if its on twitch.

Arbiter
06-07-2013, 10:58 PM
You have options Kyle:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bear?s=t

You could wrestle an aardvark or a "gruff, burly, clumsy, bad-mannered or rude person". Should be easy to find one of them that won't hurt :-)

alpha5099
06-07-2013, 11:33 PM
You have options Kyle:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bear?s=t

You could wrestle an aardvark or a "gruff, burly, clumsy, bad-mannered or rude person". Should be easy to find one of them that won't hurt :-)

Or heck, just someone pessimistic about the stock market.

Boozecluez
06-07-2013, 11:55 PM
If people a referring to Kyle wrestling a hairy gay male,then no I wouldn't want to see this..But the animal variety would be awesome

GreyGriffin
06-08-2013, 12:06 AM
At the very least Kyle could play the Orc Luchador deck against the Bear encounter in the Seven Acre Wood dungeon

Gwaer
06-08-2013, 12:09 AM
I don't care what kind of bear it is! Just get it done!

Im convinced that the Kyle v Bear matchup is what got us to 2mil, there's an alternate timeline somewhere that he didn't make this promise, and the kick starter failed miserably and then we were all sad. =(