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Gwaer
06-13-2013, 11:18 AM
Where the heck is my Kyle Vs Bear fight? I'm so incredibly disappointed this injustice is flying under the radar.

Ju66ernaut
06-13-2013, 11:25 AM
I believe they are in the process of starving the bear. CZ does not aim to disappoint!

Erebus
06-13-2013, 11:27 AM
/signed

Bear fight or refund.

Tathel
06-13-2013, 11:28 AM
*no bears were harmed in the making of this stretch goal*

Sergan
06-13-2013, 11:30 AM
5 dollars for the bear.

Punk
06-13-2013, 11:32 AM
Kyle's got this one, for sure.

They should of had a Kyle Promo card for KS. Whenever Kyle enters play, destroy target bear.

Gwaer
06-13-2013, 11:34 AM
All bears could have a hidden effect, when kyle is in play and a bear is played, tap target kyle, he does not untap during any phase that a bear remains in play.

Ju66ernaut
06-13-2013, 11:43 AM
Kyle's got this one, for sure.

They should of had a Kyle Promo card for KS. Whenever Kyle enters play, destroy target bear.

I nearly did a spit take all over my phone when I read your response!

Shadowelf
06-13-2013, 11:45 AM
Hard to find a bear up to the task...Kyle needs to be chained and seduced to give bear a fair fight

majin
06-13-2013, 11:51 AM
cory mentioned that he will be helping kyle so it will will be cory + kyle vs 2 bears (i added a second one to make it a fair fight) ^___^

jai151
06-13-2013, 11:52 AM
Hard to find a bear up to the task...Kyle needs to be chained and seduced to give bear a fair fight

...

Seduced?

Gwaer
06-13-2013, 11:55 AM
...

Seduced?
Not it. I might seduce cory, but one of you other people has to take the hit for Kyle Bear-wrestler.

Sergan
06-13-2013, 11:57 AM
cory mentioned that he will be helping kyle so it will will be cory + kyle vs 2 bears (i added a second one to make it a fair fight) ^___^

Or Cory is the bear. :O

Pentregarth
06-13-2013, 12:03 PM
Or Cory is the bear. :O

Obviously, Ben is the bear, as is evidenced by this card:

http://hextcg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/BenStoll.png

Stok3d
06-13-2013, 12:07 PM
Rumor has it that Kyle was a wrestler in HS and moonlight's in the "Semi-Pro Wrestling Circuit" in CA. When he said he'd "Wrestle a bear" if we hit 2mil was actually a mispell. He actually meant to write "Wrestle a Bare" as in San Fran Underground circuit where some of the bars offer "Thurs Night Bare Naked Mud Wrestling". I wonder if he'll still use the underground name "Kyle the Defiler"?


http://nilaewhite.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/nacho-libre1.jpg

Vibraxus
06-13-2013, 12:34 PM
There was an episode on 1000 ways to die about this very thing. Kyle, please done get wasted and stumble upon a furry convention in the forest, ok?

Hatts
06-13-2013, 12:37 PM
The bear patrol in Irvine is obviously doing too good of a job.

Blowfeld
06-13-2013, 12:52 PM
Kyle's got this one, for sure.

They should of had a Kyle Promo card for KS.

If it is a fight vs a real bear, the promo card would be increasing in worth after the massa....aehm... fair fight.

If you know what I mean ;)

SeaOfInsanity
06-13-2013, 12:53 PM
And i'm suddendly reminded of the old "John West" commercial

Stok3d
06-13-2013, 12:55 PM
Go for the nose...
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/man-punches-bear-in-the-face.gif

Read this article where a 67yr old man punches a polar bear in the nose to survive:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/story/2010/08/13/nunavut-polar-bear-punch.html

and for my ALL Time Favorite Bear Story ("great" friends to let his buddy do this btw):


Posted 14 July 2005 - 01:13 PM
A drunk Ukrainian who boasted to friends of his amazing strength was left fighting for his life when he picked a fight with a 42 stone grizzly bear.

The 22 year-old man, not named, had been drinking with friends in the town of Cherkask when he decided to show them how strong he was by wrestling with the biggest animal he could find.

They went to the local zoo where he climbed over the railings into the bear cage and started to hit one of them on the leg.

The bear pushed the man away with a swipe of his paw but when the man hit him again the bear pinned him to the ground and began mauling him.

Staff managed to drag the man out of the cage and calm the bears down, local daily Ukrainsky Novini reported.

Doctors at a hospital in the town where he was being treated said his condition was serious.

A spokesman for the zoo said: "The whole thing lasted less than a minute and the other bears were just getting ready to join in and attack him as well. If we hadn't got him out of there he would have been killed."

Erebus
06-13-2013, 01:02 PM
Alcohol - it's a hell of a drug.

Beastmaster
06-13-2013, 11:35 PM
Hard to find a bear up to the task...Kyle needs to be chained and seduced to give bear a fair fight

Did you mean sedated? Freudian slip much Shadowelf?

Gwaer
06-13-2013, 11:40 PM
Kyle is Shadowelf's mother?! Plot twist!

Atomzed
06-13-2013, 11:49 PM
I already assumed that they will be announcing the wrestling match on Friday. All Hexcon attendees will get free tickets for the match. Unfortunately, due to animal rights issues, they won't be able to stream it live.

Kyle wrestling match, another reason to to Hexcon!

Malicus
06-13-2013, 11:50 PM
Don't know if we need to bring Oedipus into this. I must say I am disappointed this thread isn't about me though.

Shadowelf
06-13-2013, 11:55 PM
Did you mean sedated? Freudian slip much Shadowelf?

Yeap sedated was the word i was looking for, but seducing him into the fight will do the job no ? (and before u get any clever ideas, no i'm not the one to do it :P)


Kyle is Shadowelf's mother?! Plot twist!

Very interesting ; i wonder how this plot unfolds :P