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Aethernaut
10-12-2013, 04:03 PM
Hey Hexers,

Things in the forum have been a little tense this week because of all the alpha goings on. Anyone have any good jokes based in the world of Hex? "A dwarf, a coyotle and Kog’Tepetl walk into a bar..." that sort of thing. Actually let's make this pvp joke-making-- the author of the best joke (the joke I like the best) on the first 5 pages gets a free booster pack from me* when beta begins!'

*DISCLAIMER*
I want to make it clear that I don't know if it will be possible to gift or give away boosters. Also, I don't know if I am allowed to start a contest of CZE's forums so....yeah...but if I can I will. And if I can't then I guess I won't?

Badger
10-12-2013, 04:47 PM
What do Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great have in common?

The same middle name!

keldrin
10-12-2013, 08:09 PM
A dwarf traveling through the howling plains stopped at a
village and went to a tavern. He stood at the end of the bar,
ordered a whiskey, and lit up his pipe.
As he downed his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke
rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an
angry Coyotle stomped up to him and said, "One more
remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"

Idus
10-12-2013, 09:00 PM
Q. Why did the Void Society cross the road?
A. To get to the Other Side.

Q. Why do Hex players like The Mushwocky.
A. Because he's a fun guy.

murmeli
10-13-2013, 10:27 AM
People who wait for alpha invite.

Punk
10-13-2013, 10:29 AM
People who wait for alpha invite.

I was going to say people who complain about not getting an alpha invite yet.

syphonhail
10-13-2013, 10:47 AM
A dwarf, a coyotle and Kog’Tepetl walk into a bar, the bartender looks up from pouring a glass and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

keldrin
10-13-2013, 11:55 AM
A party of Elves was climbing in the mountains. After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting the winds, and finally the sun. Finally he said, ' OK see Kog’Tepetl over there?'
'Yes', answered the others eagerly.
'Well, according to the map, we're standing on top of it.

HyenaNipples
10-13-2013, 12:58 PM
Two Vennen are sitting in a cave, eating some roasted meat.
One says: "Man, I really hate my brother."
The other says: "Then try the potatoes."

How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two.
One to do the work, and the second to reduce the cost of the first.

Idus
10-13-2013, 01:33 PM
Q. What did Zombie Plague say when Righteous Paladin beat him in a match?
A. Good Gaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Q. What did the doctor say when Hex Engine entered his office?
A. Lie down. You look exhausted!

Armies
10-13-2013, 03:31 PM
So the mushwocky walks into a buffet.
OMG THE MUSHWOCKY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES HE IS ALWAYS HUNGRY

Idus
10-13-2013, 04:28 PM
One for the true Hex devotee's.
------

One day at the Cryptozoic Office, Robb Mommaerts races into Cory's office.

Robb: Cory, Cory, someone has stolen my Hex Deck!
Cory: You're Fired.
Robb: Why am I fired?
Cory: Because you can't draw!

ossuary
10-13-2013, 08:36 PM
One for the true Hex devotee's.
------

One day at the Cryptozoic Office, Robb Mommaerts races into Cory's office.

Robb: Cory, Cory, someone has stolen my Hex Deck!
Cory: You're Fired.
Robb: Why am I fired?
Cory: Because you can't draw!

I'd say Princess Cory and the Lookouts cancel each other out, personally. ;)

What do you call a thousand dead Shin'Hare?
A good morning's work, or a necessary sacrifice, depending on which side did the killing.

Why couldn't Argus, Herald of Doom cross the road?
Because the road had already ceased to exist.

RCDv57
10-13-2013, 08:51 PM
So Argus, Herald of Doom walks into a bar.
The bar dies.

Zoltag and Te'talca walk into a bar.
The bar dies.

Urrunaz walks into a bar.
The bar dies.

Eurig the Robomancer walks up to his bar and says,
"What on earth happened here?"

Aethernaut
10-15-2013, 10:13 AM
People who wait for alpha invite.

Let's keep the alpha talk out. This is suppose to be a fun thread:p

Auriok
10-15-2013, 10:18 AM
Let's keep the alpha talk out. This is suppose to be a fun thread:p

well i had to make list things i find funny twisting blade in fresh wound would be in there

Hemotherapy
10-15-2013, 11:01 AM
One for the true Hex devotee's.
------

One day at the Cryptozoic Office, Robb Mommaerts races into Cory's office.

Robb: Cory, Cory, someone has stolen my Hex Deck!
Cory: You're Fired.
Robb: Why am I fired?
Cory: Because you can't draw!

Can someone explain this to me?

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/q/image/1366/90/1366906518725.png

WhiteBubbles7
10-15-2013, 11:09 AM
A dwarf traveling through the howling plains stopped at a
village and went to a tavern. He stood at the end of the bar,
ordered a whiskey, and lit up his pipe.
As he downed his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke
rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an
angry Coyotle stomped up to him and said, "One more
remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
Best.

vickrpg
10-15-2013, 11:11 AM
Can someone explain this to me?

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/q/image/1366/90/1366906518725.png

Artist... No deck... Can't draw cards. Can't DRAW cards.

Quasari
10-15-2013, 11:11 AM
Can someone explain this to me?

http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/q/image/1366/90/1366906518725.png
Robb's an artist.

Jaiven
10-15-2013, 07:31 PM
I made a joke about receiving an invite, thinking I got into the Hex alpha, being super excited, and finding out that it was only a Hearthstone invite and I was sad. It was then immediately removed by a mod? I guess the joke was on me for expressing the excitement i felt for thinking I got into the hex alpha. =(

beepharoni
10-15-2013, 07:38 PM
A buccaneer is the lookout on his pirate ship. in the distance he sees the sail of an enemy ship. he tells his captian what he sees, and the captain tells him "Fetch my red shirt!". The buccaneer asks the captain, "why do you want your red shirt?". The Captain replies, "So if I am wounded in battle, the men will not see that I am bleeding, and will continue to fight valiantly." The Buccaneer get's the captain his red shirt and resumes his post as lookout, where he sees 5 more ships on the horizon. He tells the captain, and the captain responds "Bring me, my brown pants!"

Prince_Barin
10-15-2013, 07:42 PM
A raptor walks into a bar, looks at the poker table then leaves.

2 hours later 6 pack raptors all try to walk into the bar at the same time.

keldrin
10-15-2013, 08:32 PM
Elves do it in the trees.

Dwarves do it down deep.


A Shin Hare walks into a bar carrying a very sharp unsheathed sword and says loudly
"WHO PAINTED MY HORSE PINK!"

The orc gladiator Te'talca, stands up and flexes her muscles and says "I did!"

The Shin Hare looks at her a moment, then says "Just wanted to let you know that the first coat is dry."

HyenaNipples
10-15-2013, 10:39 PM
Humans inspire each other to do it.

keldrin
10-15-2013, 10:43 PM
Humans inspire each other to do it.
That's good :)

Idus
10-15-2013, 10:57 PM
Q. Why can you never ask the Loregoyle "Who write this nonsense"?
A. Because he always gets defensive.