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HyenaNipples
10-13-2013, 04:28 PM
I was out taking advantage of a Mid-October sunny day, and I was tackling some blackberry bushes which are trying to invade my yard. Instantly, a Hex TCG card popped into my head.

Thornberry Wall
[W]
3 Resources
Plant Wall

1/3 Defensive.

"At the beginning of your turn, Thornberry Wall permanently gains +1 Attack."
-Because the thorns hurt and the bush just keeps getting bigger!

"If Thornberry Wall should take damage and survive, create a Thornberry Wall and put it into play."
- Blackberries can create entire new plants just from clippings. They are like the cockroaches of berries.

"If Thornberry Wall should take damage, gain that much health"
- You can eat the berries that fall off!

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Anyone else so Hex obsessed they are turning reality into cards?

Prism
10-13-2013, 08:27 PM
why wouldnt you want free blackberries growing on your property?

purehybrid
10-13-2013, 10:17 PM
why wouldnt you want free blackberries growing on your property?

Because they take over EVERYTHING... they look shit, and the berries themselves, whilst ok occasionally... are kinda meh compared with most others imo.

jetah
10-13-2013, 10:26 PM
mmm Blackberry cobbler and blackberry pie!!!

fineberg
10-14-2013, 09:28 PM
And when the birds get at the berries, their poo changes color and stains the patio. True story.

WhiteBubbles7
10-15-2013, 08:15 AM
Breaking Down Car
[Artifact]
1 Resource
Pile of Junk

When Breaking Down Car is in your hand, lose your turn.
(Lose your job!)
Shuffle Breaking Down Car into your hand.
(It comes back to haunt you)
The next time you draw this card, you will lose your turn and 5 HP
(Car accident!!!)

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And of course the troop Shady Car Dealer is the real culprit

Vengus
10-15-2013, 08:33 AM
Breaking Down Car
[Artifact]
1 Resource
Pile of Junk

When Breaking Down Car is in your hand, lose your turn.
(Lose your job!)
Shuffle Breaking Down Car into your hand.
(It comes back to haunt you)
The next time you draw this card, you will lose your turn and 5 HP
(Car accident!!!)

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And of course the troop Shady Car Dealer is the real culprit

Shady Dealer
Ruby
3 cost, 1 treshold
Dwarf
2/1
Exhaust: Create 1 "Mysterious Package" and put in your hand.

Mysterious Package
3 cost
Artifact
When you activate this card, gain 1 of the following effects:
* Deal 4 damage to target opponent Champion.
* Target troop gains 2/2
* Select one of your troops, it loses 2/2.
* Deal 4 damage to your champion.