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Soldack
04-23-2014, 06:31 AM
THE NIGHT BEFORE HEX

READ BY CORY JONES

Twas the night before HEX, when all through the lair.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Shin'Hare.
The servers were mirrored with your accounts with care,
In hopes that Ozawa, the Cosmic Elder soon would be there.

The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Lotuses danced in their heads.
And William in his nightgown, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long deserved nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast made a brilliant glow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a massive bold wolf, guarding his master.

With a majestic regal look, as if from a spell,
I knew in a moment it must be King Gabriel.
And then, in a twinkling, he moved to the next room
Where he hit Beta start with a loud boom.

He was dressed all in armor, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all purple, untarnished no soot.
A bundle of emails he sent from his Mac,
And he looked like a child, opening the first pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was part white as the snow.

Starting the Beta servers he grinned through his teeth,
Server smoke encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and strong abs for a belly,
The sight of him made my legs shake like a bowlful of jelly!

The first pack he opened had only a rare elf,
He looked disappointed and I laughed in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the accounts, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, out the window he rose!

He sprang to his wolf, and he gave a whistle,
And away they both flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he disappeared from sight,
"Happy HEX to all, and to all a good-night!"

havocattack
04-23-2014, 06:38 AM
*claps*

YourOpponent
04-23-2014, 06:59 AM
And a happy Hex Year! Also technically shouldn't this be read by Princess Corey? Since after all the reader says they are wearing a nightgown.

AstaSyneri
04-23-2014, 07:08 AM
*applause*

Sergan
04-23-2014, 07:17 AM
*bow*

FlyingMeatchip
04-23-2014, 07:19 AM
Tore open the shutters and threw up...the sash. (For dramatic effect)

Excellent!

SilverDirewolf
04-23-2014, 07:41 AM
*woot*

Rapkannibale
04-23-2014, 07:50 AM
Well done! :)

Kurasa
04-23-2014, 07:54 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Nicely done. :)

Soldack
04-23-2014, 10:10 AM
Thanks for the nice feedback. Exciting day!

Gwaer
04-23-2014, 10:26 AM
Haha. Lovely. Well done soldack.

Wolfe
04-23-2014, 01:07 PM
Fantastic!