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Crazy_Klino
05-03-2014, 12:16 PM
'I Just Played HEX' by Crazy Klino, on request from HEXRex and inspired by OmarEpps

Sometimes, (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world. (Omar)
You don't know how to
Express yourself, so (and Crazy Klino, yeah)
You just gotta sing

I just played HEX,
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A combo let me play
ten damage against a jerk.
I just played HEX
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-playing-HEX
Days of the past

Have you ever played HEX?
I have. It felt great.
It felt so good
When I did it with my Shin'hare.
A girl let me do it (on her PC).
It literally just happened.
Playing HEX can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from.
I played HEX!
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best!
When I played the HEX,
Man, my combo felt great!
And I called my parents
Right after I was done.

Oh hey, didn't see you there.
Guess what I just did?
Played HEX, undressed.
Saw his hand and the rest.
Was sure nice of Cory to let you
Do that thing.
Nice of any man ever!
Now sing!

I just played HEX
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A combo let me play
ten damage against a jerk.
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I surmised
God even wanted me to do it.
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it.
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing.
HEX could be my life.
That good?
The best thirteen minutes of my life. (My life!)

I'm so humbled by the game's comboing
To let me play her.
Cuz honestly, I'd play HEX
With a pile of manure.
With that in mind
The soft, nice concubunnies better.
Cuz she let me wear
My trinket and turtle neck sweater.

So this one's dedicated to them decks
That let us draw cards from the top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall,
We wanna thank you all
For letting us play you.

You kept drawing Cooking Pot
(Doesn't matter, played HEX)
But you lost the whole time
(Doesn't matter, played HEX)
I think some players are kind of racist
(Doesn't matter, played HEX)
They put a bounty on your head
(Still counts)

I just played HEX (HEX)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you played HEX in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me

I just played HEX (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all played HEX)
A combo let me play
ten damage against a jerk. (I wanna tell the world)
I just played HEX
And I'll never go back (No no no no no)
To the not-playing-HEX
Days of the past
(HEX is so great!)