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Lefto
05-21-2015, 02:46 PM
Round 2 of a competitive constructed tournament, game 3, EPIC battle.
The game started pretty horribly for me after 2 withering touches on a verdict and a mastery of time. My countermagic on Reese (while surfacing) got interrupted and all seemed lost... However, my Menacing Gralks seemed to think otherwise. Just check this picture on how things turned out!

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Total lockdown for 5 turns and a top-decked verdict to interrupt the extinction before the killing blow.
That was a game to remember :)

Zophie
05-21-2015, 03:16 PM
Came here hoping for an epic rap battle feat. Reese vs Gralk.

Saeijou
05-21-2015, 03:20 PM
Came here hoping for an epic rap battle feat. Reese vs Gralk.

sometimes i think you are a little bit awkward... sometimes i'm certain of that!

jk <3

Avaian
05-21-2015, 03:32 PM
Came here hoping for an epic rap battle feat. Reese vs Gralk.

Reese would use an Auto-tuner, Vocoder or similar device.

Zophie
05-21-2015, 03:42 PM
sometimes i think you are a little bit awkward... sometimes i'm certain of that!

jk <3

I do my best ;)

Lefto
05-21-2015, 04:01 PM
Came here hoping for an epic rap battle feat. Reese vs Gralk.

Sorry to disappoint! A rap battle would have indeed been more epic!
Do we have any talented enough people on the community to make something like that happen? That sh*t would go viral!

DocX
05-21-2015, 06:09 PM
"I'm the Crustcrawler, I'm the Robot Baller
I'm the Dwarf'll make you poor feller scream and holler
My name is Reese!

I got my mechanical friends
Make sure the party don't end
Got the ultimate supply
of robot parts that transcend

Your limited concepts and small minds
To my designs you are bilnd
Throw troops at me and I'll
respond times four in kind

My plans come from underground
Megahulk's gonna pound
And your doom will arrive
with the thundering sound

Of my posse rolling up
Ready to claim my Fate Cup
You think you're ready for this
My pneumatic fist is gonna dis with its mechanical bliss and dismiss your near miss of avoiding the abyss and I'd be remiss to call it quits and instead I'll insist with my blitz of bot hits to persist that you and me simply cannot coexist so with your face a red mist
you desist and kindly shut that face up."

*drops mic into underground hole from which he appeared*

wolzarg
05-21-2015, 06:16 PM
Gralk
I tap everything, Nuff said!
*micdrop*

Yewstance
05-21-2015, 07:38 PM
"I'm the Crustcrawler, I'm the Robot Baller
I'm the Dwarf'll make you poor feller scream and holler
My name is Reese!

I got my mechanical friends
Make sure the party don't end
Got the ultimate supply
of robot parts that transcend

Your limited concepts and small minds
To my designs you are bilnd
Throw troops at me and I'll
respond times four in kind

My plans come from underground
Megahulk's gonna pound
And your doom will arrive
with the thundering sound

Of my posse rolling up
Ready to claim my Fate Cup
You think you're ready for this
My pneumatic fist is gonna dis with its mechanical bliss and dismiss your near miss of avoiding the abyss and I'd be remiss to call it quits and instead I'll insist with my blitz of bot hits to persist that you and me simply cannot coexist so with your face a red mist
you desist and kindly shut that face up."

*drops mic into underground hole from which he appeared*

"SQWAAAAAARK

Was that you Reese? It was the Crustcrawler who appeared?
I'm afraid I couldn't tell - wipe that crap from your beard!
No mother but still crawled out a filthy tunnel,
A big whackamole easily left as rock and rubble!

So how many of your robot muscle take flight?
'Cos no matter what your army you just can't win this fight

No attack, No defense,
Digging into my territory
And yet still you incense
My offense
No suspense
My two cents?

Well...

Dig down in your tunnels, pretend to be a rock!
Just let your champion fall to a MURDER OF GRALK!"

theghost32
05-21-2015, 07:58 PM
this was awesome by the way need more of this

RCDv57
05-21-2015, 08:01 PM
Sorry for the wait it's never too late.
I've got Gralks for days to show you the way.
Sent from heaven, they'll send you to hell.

This robotic army, has surrounded me.
I'm not impressed, nor in distress.
So I laugh at you, What can they do!?

The council has awoken, a verdict is spoken.
"The robots will fall, lets go to the Mall."

#NaswtyNecrotic

EDIT: got ninja'd

LNQ
05-21-2015, 11:04 PM
Who won? You decide!

Lefto
05-22-2015, 12:58 AM
Holy crap guys, I'm impressed! I know this thread didn't start out as a competition or anything but I would like to reward the three entrants by sending them one set 2 pack each. RCDv57, Yewstance and DocX please PM me your IGN so I can send you the packs.
Furthermore, I will create a new thread inspired by this thread so we can actually make this a competition and if it goes well (i.e we get enough entries and some sponsor) I will try to introduce a new rap battle each week.

DocX
05-22-2015, 06:11 AM
No need to send me packs, I've got more than a few cards. Split mine up and send them to RCDv57 and Yewstance who both represented Gralks quite well.

vickrpg
05-22-2015, 06:42 AM
Aren't ERBs usually two rounds of rapping by each character?
We need another Reese response...




"SQWAAAAAARK

Was that you Reese? It was the Crustcrawler who appeared?
I'm afraid I couldn't tell - wipe that crap from your beard!
No mother but still crawled out a filthy tunnel,
A big whackamole easily left as rock and rubble!

So how many of your robot muscle take flight?
'Cos no matter what your army you just can't win this fight

No attack, No defense,
Digging into my territory
And yet still you incense
My offense
No suspense
My two cents?

Well...

Dig down in your tunnels, pretend to be a rock!
Just let your champion fall to a MURDER OF GRALK!"

Haha, now that's a laugh! I'll write YOU an epitaph!
You can't diss me, I'm a freakin' legendary!
There's a million of you, just an overgrown canary!

My thoughts make bots and there's lots that I wroughts
'cause they're random and in tandem, when I add 'em
From under the earth in my tunnel
there's no end to the creations I funnel
and I combo with myself, My army's bad for your health.
You think that I care even a little I'm Exhausted?
This game has just begun, and you already lost it.
Now get outa my way, before I knock you back to Yesterday.

Lefto
05-22-2015, 08:04 AM
No need to send me packs, I've got more than a few cards. Split mine up and send them to RCDv57 and Yewstance who both represented Gralks quite well.

Cool, then I'll send it to vickrpg instead who also stood up for Reese. But I need them IGNs people :o

RCDv57
05-22-2015, 08:36 AM
You must be (somewhat) new here.
Edit:Forgot to check your join date. Whoops!!

This kinda thing happens all the time.
I stopped a flame war with one once (probably), and thats how the bottom part of my Sig was born.


Send my packs to Cory Jones or Colin.
*runs away giggling*