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Chark
05-28-2015, 12:12 PM
Deal is over. List of associates here: https://www.hextcg.com/charks-stash/. I send dust soon, okay?

Any gold you mail now, I keep. Is good deal for me.

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So… I sink you be looking to part vays vis some gold for precious Stardust, da? Vell, you come to right place. This dust fall off cart. I am villink to part vays vis little of my personal supply. Send 100 gold to HEXChark in ze mail, and name vill be entered for a chance at one of every kind of Startdust rarity. Send 200 gold and you increase your, shall I say, chances at getting Stardust. Go ahead, send much gold as you vant, I not judge.

If I is get 100.000 gold, I vill look in list of “associates” and select four individuals to receive ze precious cargo and all you is get to see spoiled card. If I is get 200.000 gold, number of lucky associates increase to eight….and so on. Ve see. Because of little time I have, this offer only available by two days from now.

Now remember… send that gold to HEXChark and make sure you typed it right. Davai, Davai!

As Stardust is hard to move… please to vait a vhile for delivery. But you trust me. I am businessman. For vhere ze gold flows, I follow… is good for business. To keep honest, I vill let you see how much I made at various intervals, check here: https://www.hextcg.com/charks-stash/


Sanks!

Chark, Hired Horn Elite



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I like this Chark, but I think you need to elaborate! Do the winners get 1x of each kind of dust, or a random one out of common-legendary? Something else?

Because as much as I want to buy into this, I has confus, and it sounds (on the surface) that the payout is significantly less than the total buy-in. If if is more than the buy-in, then I will be sending some to you, and some to Colin (poor Colin needs gold too!)

Math is simple.

for every 100.000 gold in.

4 lucky associates each get:

1 Common Star Dust 1.000 gold
1 Uncommon Star Dust 2.000 gold
1 Rare Star Dust 4.000 gold
1 Legendary Star Dust 10.000 gold
1 Promo Start Dust 25.000 gold

or for every 100.000 gold in, 168.000 gold out. Is good deal!


Wait a minute, how many times can we win? Like if I sent 100k gold, can I only win a single set of stardust or multiple?

You win many times


Is it going to be one drawing of all winners at the end out of the entire pool, or are 4 names being drawn and the pool reset at every 100k?

One drawing at end. I even round up to next 100.000 gold for number of winners



If I is get 100.000 gold, I vill look in list of “associates” and select four individuals to receive ze precious cargo and all you is get to see spoiled card.

I have 100.000 gold. Here is your card:

http://hextcg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Chark%20Hired%20Horn%20Elite.png

Qarnij
05-28-2015, 12:14 PM
This has me scratching my head :confused:

MatWith1T
05-28-2015, 12:15 PM
Newest gold sink, just send it to Chark and hope something good happens!!

Qarnij
05-28-2015, 12:16 PM
Wheels of Fate 2.0 :mad:

Svenn
05-28-2015, 12:16 PM
Newest gold sink, just send it to Chark and hope something good happens!!

Send it to Chark for a random chance at winning one of each Stardust on launch. 100g per entry (unlimited entries). 4 winners chosen per 100k gold received.

Seems easy enough. ;)

poizonous
05-28-2015, 12:16 PM
Chark there is already a lack of Gold in the economy :P Dont drain it any faster :P but that being said Im sending some ;)

Salverus
05-28-2015, 12:17 PM
Send it to Chark for a random chance at winning one of each Stardust on launch. 100g per entry (unlimited entries). 4 winners chosen per 100k gold received.

Seems easy enough. ;)

Thank you for translating.
So per 100 gold there is a 0.25% chance to win 42.000 gold.
So technically if you pay 100.000 to Chark and RNG is fair, you get 4*42.000 gold back? Good deal

chromus
05-28-2015, 12:19 PM
Phenteo is a Vennen and Chark is a Minotaur businessman (Hired Horn)?? :D

MatWith1T
05-28-2015, 12:19 PM
If you don't want to send Chark gold, you can also choose to send it to me... and then after 48 hours, I too may or may not send you some stuff if I feel like it. Go go go! :p

Edswor
05-28-2015, 12:20 PM
Maybe some gold have been sent or may be not.

theghost32
05-28-2015, 12:20 PM
no he is a minotaur buniessman

LeMazing
05-28-2015, 12:20 PM
Chark is Vladisidalv? :P

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 12:24 PM
I like this Chark, but I think you need to elaborate! Do the winners get 1x of each kind of dust, or a random one out of common-legendary? Something else?

Because as much as I want to buy into this, I has confus, and it sounds (on the surface) that the payout is significantly less than the total buy-in. If if is more than the buy-in, then I will be sending some to you, and some to Colin (poor Colin needs gold too!)

ossuary
05-28-2015, 12:24 PM
No, Chark is Keyser Soze. :)

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 12:26 PM
Wait a minute, how many times can we win? Like if I sent 100k gold, can I only win a single set of stardust or multiple?

Svenn
05-28-2015, 12:26 PM
I like this Chark, but I think you need to elaborate! Do the winners get 1x of each kind of dust, or a random one out of common-legendary? Something else?

Because as much as I want to buy into this, I has confus, and it sounds (on the surface) that the payout is significantly less than the total buy-in. If if is more than the buy-in, then I will be sending some to you, and some to Colin (poor Colin needs gold too!)

"a chance at one of every kind of Startdust rarity"

One of every kind. That seems pretty self explanatory to me.

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 12:27 PM
Wait a minute, how many times can we win? Like if I sent 100k gold, can I only win a single set of stardust or multiple?

Just send everything, then maybe he will feel guilty and lower the AA dust price!

Assassine
05-28-2015, 12:27 PM
No, Chark is Keyser Soze. :)

Bet he thinks greed is good.

Chark
05-28-2015, 12:27 PM
I like this Chark, but I think you need to elaborate! Do the winners get 1x of each kind of dust, or a random one out of common-legendary? Something else?

Because as much as I want to buy into this, I has confus, and it sounds (on the surface) that the payout is significantly less than the total buy-in. If if is more than the buy-in, then I will be sending some to you, and some to Colin (poor Colin needs gold too!)

Math is simple.

for every 100.000 gold in.

4 lucky associates each get:

1 Common Star Dust 1.000 gold
1 Uncommon Star Dust 2.000 gold
1 Rare Star Dust 4.000 gold
1 Legendary Star Dust 10.000 gold
1 Promo Start Dust 25.000 gold

or for every 100.000 gold in, 168.000 gold out. Is good deal!


Wait a minute, how many times can we win? Like if I sent 100k gold, can I only win a single set of stardust or multiple?

You win many times

Assassine
05-28-2015, 12:28 PM
If i alone send in 100k, do i get 100% to win the raffles i created? :p

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 12:29 PM
"a chance at one of every kind of Startdust rarity"

One of every kind. That seems pretty self explanatory to me.

Could have been interpreted as the winners getting one each of a pool. Irrelevant now, as:


Math is simple.

for every 100,000 gold in.

4 lucky associates each get:

1 Common Star Dust 1000 gold
1 Uncommon Star Dust 2000 gold
1 Rare Star Dust 4000 gold
1 Legendary Star Dust 10,000 gold
1 Primal Start Dust 25,000 gold

or for every 100,000 gold in, 168000 gold out. Is good deal!

That is a very good deal. Can you make the deal better by giving future discounts on certain expensive dusts? :p

Thrawn
05-28-2015, 12:30 PM
Is it going to be one drawing of all winners at the end out of the entire pool, or are 4 names being drawn and the pool reset at every 100k?

bootlace
05-28-2015, 12:30 PM
A gold sink to the gold sink? Only in Hex xD

Darimir
05-28-2015, 12:30 PM
I like the sound of that, when's the draw?

Assassine
05-28-2015, 12:31 PM
Math is simple.

for every 100.000 gold in.

4 lucky associates each get:

1 Common Star Dust 1.000 gold
1 Uncommon Star Dust 2.000 gold
1 Rare Star Dust 4.000 gold
1 Legendary Star Dust 10.000 gold
1 Promo Start Dust 25.000 gold

or for every 100.000 gold in, 168.000 gold out. Is good deal!

Whats a start dust? Are you trying to get us hooked with that? :D

poizonous
05-28-2015, 12:31 PM
If i alone send in 100k, do i get 100% to win the raffles i created? :p

Why would you do that? when you can wait till it gets released and get 1 of each for 42k???

AdamAoE2
05-28-2015, 12:32 PM
So… I sink you be looking to part vays vis some gold for precious Stardust, da? Vell, you come to right place. This dust fall of cart. I am villink to part vays vis little of my personal supply. Send 100 gold to HEXChark in ze mail, and name vill be entered for a chance at one of every kind of Startdust rarity. Send 200 gold and you increase your, shall I say, chances at getting Stardust. Go ahead, send much gold as you vant, I not judge.

If I is get 100,000 gold, I vill look in list of “associates” and select four individuals to receive ze precious cargo and all you is get to see spoiled card. If I is get 200,000 gold, number of lucky associates increase to eight….and so on. Ve see. Because of little time I have, this offer only available by two days from now.

Now remember… send that gold to HEXChark and make sure you typed it right. Davai, Davai!

As Stardust is hard to move… please to vait a vhile for delivery. But you trust me. I am businessman. For vhere ze gold flows, I follow… is good for business. To keep honest, I vill let you see how much I made at various intervals, check here: https://www.hextcg.com/charks-stash/


Sanks!

Chark, Hired Horn Elite

http://i.imgur.com/RUJBjLR.jpg

Chark is a Heavy, confirmed.

Chark
05-28-2015, 12:32 PM
Is it going to be one drawing of all winners at the end out of the entire pool, or are 4 names being drawn and the pool reset at every 100k?

One drawing at end. I even round up to next 100.000 gold increment for number of winners

bootlace
05-28-2015, 12:32 PM
Why would you do that? when you can wait till it gets released and get 1 of each for 42k???

I presume you would send 25k from 4 accounts if it really worked like that, which I doubt it does.

hex_colin
05-28-2015, 12:33 PM
Math is simple.

for every 100.000 gold in.

4 lucky associates each get:

1 Common Star Dust 1.000 gold
1 Uncommon Star Dust 2.000 gold
1 Rare Star Dust 4.000 gold
1 Legendary Star Dust 10.000 gold
1 Promo Start Dust 25.000 gold

or for every 100.000 gold in, 168.000 gold out. Is good deal!

Mulls over sending 10 million Gold to Chark... ;) What can possibly go wrong? Even a little bad luck still improves the overall Gold value of my stash. It's like prepaying for Stardust, right?

Svenn
05-28-2015, 12:34 PM
One drawing at end. I even round up to next 100.000 gold increment for number of winners

Can someone win more than once?

EDIT: Nevermind, I see that Chark answered this above.

ossuary
05-28-2015, 12:35 PM
Why would you do that? when you can wait till it gets released and get 1 of each for 42k???

If he sends in 100K, he'll create 4 winning draws, or 168K worth of dust (4x of each). It's a valid inquiry IMO. ;)

Cirouss
05-28-2015, 12:35 PM
Mulls over sending 10 million Gold to Chark... ;) What can possibly go wrong? Even a little bad luck still improves the overall Gold value of my stash. It's like prepaying for Stardust, right?

Seriously?! Haha :D

poizonous
05-28-2015, 12:38 PM
If he sends in 100K, he'll create 4 winning draws, or 168K worth of dust (4x of each). It's a valid inquiry IMO. ;)

No I fully understand that Oss, but he was asking if he would guarantee winning, which is kind of odd if you wanted to guarantee winning you just wait till its released and 100K wins you 2 of each :P.

I didnt have anything against anyone building the prize pool :)

ossuary
05-28-2015, 12:38 PM
Seriously?! Haha :D

I already sent a couple orders of magnitude more than Sir Chark asked for initially... I'm considering dumping more into the pot as well, as soon as I finish getting my last set of gold AA cards. ;)

Sparrow
05-28-2015, 12:39 PM
This may shed some light on how much gold is in the system.... well, or was in the system I should say.

Assassine
05-28-2015, 12:40 PM
Why would you do that? when you can wait till it gets released and get 1 of each for 42k???

Because every 100k creates 4x one of each, so 168k :p

Of course, i was just kidding^^

Skoglar
05-28-2015, 12:42 PM
Oh the value. Probably should have set a max number of 'tickets' :)

Chark
05-28-2015, 12:43 PM
4 pages and nobody for:


If I is get 100,000 gold...all you is get to see spoiled card.

hex_colin
05-28-2015, 12:43 PM
4 pages and nobody for:

No, the Stardust is all anyone cares about! ;)

EDIT: Although your spoiler is pretty cool!!! :)

Assassine
05-28-2015, 12:44 PM
Who cares about spoilers when you can have value :D

Svenn
05-28-2015, 12:44 PM
4 pages and nobody for:

I think we're all assuming we'll bypass 100k pretty quickly and see it. ;)

Darimir
05-28-2015, 12:44 PM
Have you checked your mail, I imagine you have more than that already!

Chark
05-28-2015, 12:44 PM
You all is how you say? Spikes!

Salverus
05-28-2015, 12:44 PM
I dont have 100k anymore, was too busy buying the AA commons ^-^
ps, the number on the bag of gold in the link , should i update automatically? Because its a picture, or how does that work?

Saeijou
05-28-2015, 12:45 PM
very suspicious... i'm in! ;)

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 12:47 PM
I sent a little chunk of change, may send more later.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/90/908f7cbe83e513d709f96b040a7a4ac626989e5b2036125366 00f2f70c4841ec.jpg

Chark
05-28-2015, 12:48 PM
I sent a little chunk of change, may send more later.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/90/908f7cbe83e513d709f96b040a7a4ac626989e5b2036125366 00f2f70c4841ec.jpg

Davai, davai!

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 12:49 PM
Also I know you have enough for spoiler now....

hex_colin
05-28-2015, 12:50 PM
Chark - exactly 48 hours from your OP? So, 12.12pm PDT Saturday is the deadline?

ossuary
05-28-2015, 12:50 PM
Also I know you have enough for spoiler now....

At least twice over, maybe even 3x or more, depending on what other people have put in. :)

StiX
05-28-2015, 12:53 PM
Can I enter multiple times? Short on gold now, but could I enter now, farm some gold and then enter again?

MatWith1T
05-28-2015, 12:54 PM
So 500k gold means FIVE spoilers, right? Right?! RIGHT??! :p

ossuary
05-28-2015, 12:54 PM
So 500k gold means FIVE spoilers, right? Right?! RIGHT??! :p

Change approved!

But only if a single person sends it all in. ;)

Assassine
05-28-2015, 12:56 PM
so if colin sends in 20 million we get (almost) the whole set spoiled? :D

poizonous
05-28-2015, 12:57 PM
Change approved!

But only if a single person sends it all in. ;)

So if Colin sends 10 million you spoil whole set right? =)

Edit: Damnit i was beat

RobHaven
05-28-2015, 12:59 PM
I don't have the willpower to resist rolling the dice on this. As soon as I'm home I will be emptying the coffers.

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 01:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jasf6Cv.jpg

katkillad
05-28-2015, 01:08 PM
What are you going to do with all this gold Chark???

Vorsa
05-28-2015, 01:08 PM
I'm but a humble legitimate business man - my till gets full, maybe I put some money in an envelope.
The envelope gets heavy, maybe I leave it on on the counter.
Chark walks in, I step out back for a legitimate business phone call.
I come back, Chark's gone, envelope's gone.
Whose to say what happened?
Legitimate.
Business.

Daer
05-28-2015, 01:10 PM
I'm trying (failing) to save up 600k for AAs you monster.

Saeijou
05-28-2015, 01:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jasf6Cv.jpg

i think we are getting tricked here... :D

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 01:13 PM
Carloth demands 10% of these earnings in tax for the war effort, chark.

MarS
05-28-2015, 01:20 PM
why did i just spend 100k on aa murders?

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 01:23 PM
why did i just spend 100k on aa murders?

Step right in to Torture's Gold and Pawn, we will take real good care of you.

wolzarg
05-28-2015, 01:24 PM
I'm so sending 100 gold because sod it its only 100 gold :P scratch ticket fallacy ahoy!

nicosharp
05-28-2015, 01:27 PM
well, I think this is the first time I am making a really really questionable decision in Hex. Gonna send "all" my gold to Chark.

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 01:29 PM
https://www.hextcg.com/charks-stash/

Hmm, it's at 22,866 currently. Who is embezzling the golds!?!?!

Salverus
05-28-2015, 01:32 PM
i send 1000 at first to test. But does the batch of 100k for the spoiler card need to be at once? or can it be in parts too?

Also how can it end on 66 if a ticket is 100 gold ?

LeMazing
05-28-2015, 01:32 PM
https://www.hextcg.com/charks-stash/

Hmm, it's at 22,866 currently. Who is embezzling the golds!?!?! Maybe 22.866 million! The text box for the image just wasn't wide enough to contain all the hype.

JohnDruitt
05-28-2015, 01:34 PM
I am here only for spoiler so pay the man guys and let me get my goodies.

hex_colin
05-28-2015, 01:35 PM
I am here only for spoiler so pay the man guys and let me get my goodies.

He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.

Incindium
05-28-2015, 01:38 PM
I sent 10k... Chark needs to update his stash.

Svenn
05-28-2015, 01:40 PM
I wonder how many people sent their gold to "Chark" instead of "HEXChark"?

Also, I wonder if someone has an account just named "Chark"...

Saeijou
05-28-2015, 01:42 PM
63k... :)

Incindium
05-28-2015, 01:42 PM
Hey it updated to 63,066

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 01:43 PM
Not allowed to send currency to employees! It's a trap!
:P

wolzarg
05-28-2015, 01:43 PM
If someone drops the 12k needed to push it to 75 i will drop all the gold i have to give us that spoiler

PureVapes
05-28-2015, 01:44 PM
Not allowed to send currency to employees! It's a trap!
:P

I hope this isn't breaking ToS... just sent a bit of gold.

JohnDruitt
05-28-2015, 01:45 PM
If someone drops the 12k needed to push it to 75 i will drop all the gold i have to give us that spoiler

I am pretty sure there are is more than a million gold in Chark's mail already but it will take time to update.

Cory_Jones
05-28-2015, 01:46 PM
I hope this isn't breaking ToS... just sent a bit of gold.

CHARK is a legitimate buzziness minotaur!

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 01:46 PM
I hope this isn't breaking ToS... just sent a bit of gold.
*Lights torch, picks up pitchfork

hammer
05-28-2015, 01:47 PM
You might be villing to take a risk and convince us to part vas vith our gold but if you dont part vas with dat dust to me at 10% of vace value I vill tell datadragon you stole from the back of his cart :) I'm businessman too da! You understand. Ve seehow sensible a businessman you are ...

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 01:47 PM
CHARK is a legitimate buzziness minotaur!
And I'm an actual king! :rolleyes:

Incindium
05-28-2015, 01:47 PM
Cory you send him a bunch of gold for us please :)

Cory_Jones
05-28-2015, 01:49 PM
Cory you send him a bunch of gold for us please :)

I have enough stardust :)

hammer
05-28-2015, 01:50 PM
I have enough stardust :)

I'm done with you always trolling :p

thegreybetween
05-28-2015, 01:51 PM
That's what we get for haggling with Princesses.

Lefto
05-28-2015, 01:53 PM
I have enough stardust :)

Dedicated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD-x9M1ZN8U (Lady Stardust please sing for us!)

wolzarg
05-28-2015, 01:53 PM
I have enough stardust :)
Is that how you keep your dress so sparkling pretty all day long?

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 01:55 PM
We REALLY need more ways to get gold.

I will send the little gold I have and hope to get lucky.

wolzarg
05-28-2015, 01:56 PM
The sting of losing all my gold was oddly offset by the satisfaction of having a even gold number for the first time in a long while.

Before you ask no i won't give someone all my plat.

Showsni
05-28-2015, 01:57 PM
So on average, for every 100 gold we send to Chark we'll receive 168 gold back.

Sounds like a good deal to me!

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 01:59 PM
I have enough stardust :)
Give me some to sprinkle on my crown then? Pretty please? :P

PureVapes
05-28-2015, 02:02 PM
On a related note... when people were complaining about Stardust...


I'm of the opposite opinion and think that once they have enough gold sinks and like where their economy is at, they can slowly shift the stardust drop rate to decrease the necessity of the stardust store purchases. Stardust is really just an additional variable for them to tweak in the long run, which lets them allow EA to be less difficult/rare than other gold sinks such as store AAs and chest spins and who knows what else.

Thanks for inventing Stardust Cory!

hammer
05-28-2015, 02:04 PM
Too much lucky :( if only it was a limited time straight up preorder discount of 168k worth of stardust for 100k gold :) as much as I'd like to win I would be too disappointed to loose gold. My dad told me from an early age only bet what you can afford to loose

mttgamer
05-28-2015, 02:04 PM
I must've failed russian math.

It's a contest right?
Put as much gold as you want into minotaur's bank.
For every 100k gold he gets he will draw 4 people to win 168k gold(essentially).

The amount of gold doesnt seem to matter?

Right?

edit:

My dad told me from an early age only bet what you can afford to loose

I learned the same thing from my grandfather...and this smells fishy as the heavy's fish sandvich.

nicosharp
05-28-2015, 02:05 PM
Too much lucky :( if only it was a limited time straight up preorder discount of 168k worth of stardust for 100k gold :) as much as I'd like to win I would be too disappointed to loose gold. My dad told me from an early age only bet what you can afford to loose

I know you.... You can "afford" to lose a lot in HEX. A LOT!!!

wolzarg
05-28-2015, 02:06 PM
IT matters it has to be 100 gold at least!

spankydonkey
05-28-2015, 02:07 PM
Deal has been struck, I've added some of my gold to your sack.

Incindium
05-28-2015, 02:07 PM
It says you get more chances to win the more gold you send.


I must've failed russian math.

It's a contest right?
Put as much gold as you want into minotaur's bank.
For every 100k gold he gets he will draw 4 people to win 168k gold(essentially).

The amount of gold doesnt seem to matter?

Right?

edit:


I learned the same thing from my grandfather...and this smells fishy as the heavy's fish sandvich.

nicosharp
05-28-2015, 02:08 PM
Well, apparently Chark's Sack is better than Kismet's.
No one will touch her's
and everyone is paying money to see his.

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 02:09 PM
So, is anyone going to do the 'old man' and send an entry, 1 gold at a time? I want to see Charks reaction to having to sort the 100 mails fairly... Maybe have one or two of them be large deposits, just to keep him on his toes...

PureVapes
05-28-2015, 02:09 PM
I must've failed russian math.

It's a contest right?
Put as much gold as you want into minotaur's bank.
For every 100k gold he gets he will draw 4 people to win 168k gold(essentially).

The amount of gold doesnt seem to matter?

Right?

edit:


I learned the same thing from my grandfather...and this smells fishy as the heavy's fish sandvich.

Every 100g gets you an entry, and every 100k gold creates 4 prizes. So you have ~0.4% chance per 100 gold to win a prize (non-additive).

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:10 PM
Every 100g gets you an entry, and every 100k gold creates 4 prizes. So you have ~4% chance per 100 gold to win a prize (non-additive).

You have ~0.4% chance per 100 gold. 4 prizes per 100k, 100 gold per entry... that's 1000 entries. 4/1000 = 0.004

Drake6k
05-28-2015, 02:11 PM
This reminds me of an EVE Online scam...

Fine, have my gold...

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:12 PM
So, is anyone going to do the 'old man' and send an entry, 1 gold at a time? I want to see Charks reaction to having to sort the 100 mails fairly... Maybe have one or two of them be large deposits, just to keep him on his toes...

Maybe if we flood him with enough mail he'll realize how annoying massive amounts of mail is and advocate for allowing us to disable the damn AH mail spam. ;)

JohnDruitt
05-28-2015, 02:13 PM
Well, apparently Chark's Sack is better than Kismet's.
No one will touch her's
and everyone is paying money to see his.

I am pretty sure everyone wanted to see Kismet's rack, not sack

wolzarg
05-28-2015, 02:13 PM
Can someone better than me at statistics show me the odds of me not getting a prize at 25.2k input. Just so i know how mad i should be after this is over.

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 02:13 PM
Maybe if we flood him with enough mail he'll realize how annoying massive amounts of mail is and advocate for allowing us to disable the damn AH mail spam. ;)

I was actually thinking of threatening to repeat it until he graciously lowered the AA dust cost, for my sanity. :p

Deathlock
05-28-2015, 02:14 PM
LoL, do minotaurs have kinda russian accent? :)
Anyway, I'll send some gold for sure!

PureVapes
05-28-2015, 02:15 PM
Can someone better than me at statistics show me the odds of me not getting a prize at 25.2k input. Just so i know how mad i should be after this is over.

36.42%

nicosharp
05-28-2015, 02:15 PM
Can someone better than me at statistics show me the odds of me not getting a prize at 25.2k input. Just so i know how mad i should be after this is over.
It depends on how much gold is received really.

Incindium
05-28-2015, 02:18 PM
100k generates 4 prizes right? Are you taking that in account in the percentage chance of winning a prize? (Even though spending 100k and winning 1 prize would be a net loss)

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:20 PM
Nevermind. See the post below.

PureVapes
05-28-2015, 02:21 PM
It depends on how much gold is received really.

The progression is linear, so every entry has minimum 0.4% chance of winning. There could be a slight skew increasing chances if the round up has a big % impact, but I doubt it'll have much effect. The formula for not winning at all is just 0.996^X, where X is the number of entries (multiply by 100 for % form). I'll be sad if I don't win anything since my chance of that is 0.00001%.


You need the number of total entries to know. I believe the formula would be (and this might be horribly wrong):

(Your entries/total entries) * total number of prizes

Total # of prizes / Total entries is fairly constant barring round up.

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:22 PM
Can someone better than me at statistics show me the odds of me not getting a prize at 25.2k input. Just so i know how mad i should be after this is over.

Just over 80% chance to win.

Enough to be mad, but not enough to be really mad.

FlyingMeatchip
05-28-2015, 02:26 PM
damn i didnt read it and sent 30000 to chark not HEXChark! Darn it!

Salverus
05-28-2015, 02:26 PM
https://www.hextcg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Gold_sack.png
spoiler time

Ertzi
05-28-2015, 02:27 PM
So one more time, what is the amount to send to guarantee a reward of some kind?

Phenteo
05-28-2015, 02:27 PM
https://www.hextcg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Gold_sack.png
spoiler time

Spoiler will come soon. :)

Tazelbain
05-28-2015, 02:27 PM
More Hypergeometric distribution.

Salverus
05-28-2015, 02:27 PM
So one more time, what is the amount to send to guarantee a reward of some kind?
even if you send 1 million gold there is a chance you win nothing.

Phenteo
05-28-2015, 02:27 PM
So one more time, what is the amount to send to guarantee a reward of some kind?

There is no real guarantee... Even if you only put in 100 gold there is still a chance to to win. But that's only one entry.

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:28 PM
Just over 80% chance to win.

Enough to be mad, but not enough to be really mad.

I get 63% using 1-(0.996^252).

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:28 PM
So one more time, what is the amount to send to guarantee a reward of some kind?

Im sure Chark can offer you a price.

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:28 PM
So one more time, what is the amount to send to guarantee a reward of some kind?

There is no guaranteed reward. It's all a big gamble.

Ertzi
05-28-2015, 02:28 PM
Yeah, but what are all these percentages then? If I send 50k, how probable is that to win something? I really suck at math.

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:29 PM
Yeah, but what are all these percentages then? If I send 50k, how probable is that to win something? I really suck at math.

I get 87% chance using the previously mentioned formula.

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:30 PM
I get 63% using 0.996^252.

Im no mathematician so I will take your word. Someone said each entry gives you a 0.4% chance to win, so 20k would be 80%.

FlyingMeatchip
05-28-2015, 02:30 PM
Im done with these stupid gold sinks.....

wolzarg
05-28-2015, 02:31 PM
I get 87% chance using the previously mentioned formula.
But you also have to factor in your chance of winning twice at that point as you are actually losing gold on that deal if you only win once.

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:32 PM
But you also have to factor in your chance of winning twice at that point as you are actually losing gold on that deal if you only win once.
That's correct. The 87% chance is the chance to win a single time, but you can win multiple. I don't even know the formula for that.

PureVapes
05-28-2015, 02:34 PM
0.996^X is the chance of not winning at all. The rest includes winning more than once. I won't get into the formula for winning exactly twice or whatever, but that's not really important anyway, since the average expected value is already given.

superdax
05-28-2015, 02:36 PM
The cost of the Dust is 42,000. If you send anything over that better hope you win 2x to gain soemthing out of it..

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:36 PM
0.996^X is the chance of not winning at all. The rest includes winning more than once. I won't get into the formula for winning exactly twice or whatever, but that's not really important anyway, since the average expected value is already given.

Can you explain this to me in simple terms so I can understand it.

If an entry for 100 gold has a .04% chance of winning, where does the .996 come from?

Mejis
05-28-2015, 02:37 PM
I have to say, all these methods of spoiling cards over the last week have been truly awesome!

Given we received daily spoilers the week before Set 2 hit, that means Set 3 is hitting this weekend/next week yes? Yes? ...

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:37 PM
Its now over 310,000

Spoiler time.

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 02:37 PM
So, when we get our spoiler, will there be stretch goals?

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:38 PM
I have to say, all these methods of spoiling cards over the last week have been truly awesome!

Given we received daily spoilers the week before Set 2 hit, that means Set 3 is hitting this weekend/next week yes? Yes? ...

Selfishly I don't want set 3 to come out before the next five shards cup event, so hopefully not lol

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:38 PM
Can you explain this to me in simple terms so I can understand it.

If an entry for 100 gold has a .04% chance of winning, where does the .996 come from?

It's 0.4% chance. That's 0.004 in decimal terms. 1-0.004 = 0.996 (99.6%) which is the chances of NOT winning.

hex_colin
05-28-2015, 02:39 PM
So, when we get our spoiler, will there be stretch goals?

The stretch goals are just about to become mostly pointless. ;) I'm preordering my Stardust from Chark's Store of Stardust! :)

hammer
05-28-2015, 02:39 PM
So, when we get our spoiler, will there be stretch goals?

I wonder if the spoiled card with have the raid leader sleeve art ;) I think we know the source of all KS sleeve art except this one? and the gold theme to earn the spoiler fits ?- pure speculation ...

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 02:40 PM
Yeah, without a release date, it ain't happening. Daily spoilers is very nice however. But at this rate they may need to put on the brakes or risk running out!

hex_colin
05-28-2015, 02:40 PM
I wonder if the spoiled card with have the raid leader sleeve art ;) I think we know the source of all KS sleeve art except this one? and the gold theme to earn the spoiler fits ?- pure speculation ...

Nah, I'd bet it is Chark's "vanity" card... ;)

Kami
05-28-2015, 02:40 PM
The cost of the Dust is 42,000. If you send anything over that better hope you win 2x to gain soemthing out of it..

Sure, if you're looking at this from a self-reward only point-of-view.

Throwing in 100k increases winners by 4. This is definitely a win for the community.

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 02:41 PM
So, when we get our spoiler, will there be stretch goals?

+1 for stretch goals, might as well really sink some gold.

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 02:41 PM
The stretch goals are just about to become mostly pointless. ;) I'm preordering my Stardust from Chark's Store of Stardust! :)

You never do things small, huh? I hope you get approx your moneys worth, because that is one hell of a leap of faith.

Kami
05-28-2015, 02:43 PM
Additionally, you can game the system.

For every 100k, 4 winners. If everyone donates at least 25k each, EVERYONE wins.

In other words, if you want a guaranteed chance of winning, don't donate below 25k. Donate at least 25k.

You decrease your chances of winning by donating less than that.

Bombs
05-28-2015, 02:44 PM
So one more time, what is the amount to send to guarantee a reward of some kind?

There is no value that guarantees you a win, unless you are the only person to enter.

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 02:45 PM
I call Shenanigans!
... There is no way all that gold can fit in that one sack!

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 02:45 PM
Chark, Hired Horn Elite

Colin hint + this line? That seems confirmed!

Ertzi
05-28-2015, 02:45 PM
Okay... This is too uncertain to sink a boatload of gold into. I still don't understand the rules completely. I did throw a small amount Chark's way just to be in the running. I might be in the minority, but I am not a fan of these recent card reveals. Too much work and randomness. Cool if others enjoy them though. I would just prefer to be shown a card per day.

poizonous
05-28-2015, 02:45 PM
Additionally, you can game the system.

For every 100k, 4 winners. If everyone donates at least 25k each, EVERYONE wins.

not necessarily, just gives everyone an EVEN chance at winning, you should meet the unlucky people club, 2 years of twitch streams and only won 2 prizes lol

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:46 PM
Additionally, you can game the system.

For every 100k, 4 winners. If everyone donates at least 25k each, EVERYONE wins.

I think a lot of us didn't even have close to that amount.

I only had 2k gold. If I had more I would have bought AA cards though, so it doesn't matter either way.

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:46 PM
Additionally, you can game the system.

For every 100k, 4 winners. If everyone donates at least 25k each, EVERYONE wins.
Except people can win multiple times. If one person donates a ton, they could win them all and no one else gets any.

Salverus
05-28-2015, 02:46 PM
yeah it would be nice, if everyone donated exactly multiples of 25k and if one won more stardust sets than he paid multiples of 25k gold he would send it to someone that won less.

As a community together we can do it :cool:

hex_colin
05-28-2015, 02:46 PM
You never do things small, huh? I hope you get approx your moneys worth, because that is one hell of a leap of faith.

The way it's structured you'd have to be horrendously unlucky to not make any money back if you have a substantial number of entries. On average, it's pre-buying Stardust at a significant discount. :)

The folks who lose out are the ones with a small number of entries. Of course, those folks also have the most to gain too (as a percentage) if they get lucky.

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:47 PM
Okay... This is too uncertain to sink a boatload of gold into. I still don't understand the rules completely. I did throw a small amount Chark's way just to be in the running. I might be in the minority, but I am not a fan of these recent card reveals. Too much work and randomness. Cool if others enjoy them though. I would just prefer to be shown a card per day.

I like it because you don't have to play, you can just wait and see the card anyway.

I would like some of the things to be easier, but that is mostly down to my own laziness.

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:47 PM
Okay... This is too uncertain to sink a boatload of gold into. I still don't understand the rules completely. I did throw a small amount Chark's way just to be in the running. I might be in the minority, but I am not a fan of these recent card reveals. Too much work and randomness. Cool if others enjoy them though. I would just prefer to be shown a card per day.

You don't have to do anything, those cards are available the next day at minimum and usually someone posts the actual card link within minutes or hours. You're still getting a card+ revealed a day. ;)

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 02:48 PM
Spoiler: The card eats gold.

Kami
05-28-2015, 02:48 PM
Except people can win multiple times. If one person donates a ton, they could win them all and no one else gets any.

I'll admit I missed that part completely.

I'll go sit in my corner on the ceiling now. T_T

Well, if I do win multiple times, I'll spread the love as usual.

Mejis
05-28-2015, 02:48 PM
Okay... This is too uncertain to sink a boatload of gold into. I still don't understand the rules completely. I did throw a small amount Chark's way just to be in the running. I might be in the minority, but I am not a fan of these recent card reveals. Too much work and randomness. Cool if others enjoy them though. I would just prefer to be shown a card per day.

But you don't need to do anything if you don't want to play. You just wait until the card is spoiled at the end of the mini-comp or whatever it is. Phenteo usually posts the card at the end.

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 02:49 PM
The way it's structured you'd have to be horrendously unlucky to not make any money back if you have a substantial number of entries. On average, it's pre-buying Stardust at a significant discount. :)

The folks who lose out are the ones with a small number of entries. Of course, those folks also have the most to gain too (as a percentage) if they get lucky.

Oh, I know, but can you imagine getting horrible luck and losing 50%~ of the value? Bad days happen. :p

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:50 PM
The way it's structured you'd have to be horrendously unlucky to not make any money back if you have a substantial number of entries. On average, it's pre-buying Stardust at a significant discount. :)

The folks who lose out are the ones with a small number of entries. Of course, those folks also have the most to gain too (as a percentage) if they get lucky.

This works as long as there are a small number of big spenders.

We used to have raffles at our big events, free ticket for playing and you could buy two for a dollar or something. I used to go, drop about $40 and clean up every time.

Then some other people started doing the same and ruined it for me lol

Ertzi
05-28-2015, 02:50 PM
So does it absolutely surely work like this: Every 100 gold is ONE entry. If someone sends a lot more, EVERY 100 gold of that sum is ONE entry? Did I finally get it? So it absolutely is better to send a lot at once?

Saeijou
05-28-2015, 02:52 PM
Spoiler: The card eats gold.

goblin inc? :D

Ertzi
05-28-2015, 02:52 PM
@all the people who pointed out I don't need to participate in the clue hunts: This is correct, IF there were no prizes >_< I would be happy to wait otherwise. Don't worry, I will never win anything anyway.

hex_colin
05-28-2015, 02:52 PM
This works as long as there are a small number of big spenders.

We used to have raffles at our big events, free ticket for playing and you could buy two for a dollar or something. I used to go, drop about $40 and clean up every time.

Then some other people started doing the same and ruined it for me lol

No, it works no matter how many people enter, and no matter what they put in... Because the prize pool grows at a rate equal to the number of Gold gambled...

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:52 PM
So does it absolutely surely work like this: Every 100 gold is ONE entry. If someone sends a lot more, EVERY 100 gold of that sum is ONE entry? Did I finally get it? So it absolutely is better to send a lot at once?

Every 100 gold is one entry. It doesn't matter if you send 10 mails with 100 gold each or 1,000 gold all at once... that's 10 entries either way.

Kami
05-28-2015, 02:53 PM
Spoiler: The card eats gold.

Now wouldn't that be an interesting mechanic?

A PvE Troop where Atk/Def is X and X is based on how many multiples of 1k gold you spend. :P

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 02:54 PM
No, it works no matter how many people enter, and no matter what they put in... Because the prize pool grows at a rate equal to the number of Gold gambled...

Oh that's true. Forgot about the growing prize pool.

Chark
05-28-2015, 02:54 PM
damn i didnt read it and sent 30000 to chark not HEXChark! Darn it!

Lucky for you, I know Chark. He will make sings right. Or I break legs.

nicosharp
05-28-2015, 02:54 PM
0.4% chance - seems like Chark is using the same math employed for Uruunaz sightings.

Kami
05-28-2015, 02:55 PM
Lucky for you, I know Chark. He will make sings right. Or I break legs.

Would that be considered masochism or sadism? :P

Svenn
05-28-2015, 02:55 PM
No, it works no matter how many people enter, and no matter what they put in... Because the prize pool grows at a rate equal to the number of Gold gambled...

The problem is that even if you put in 10 million gold and everyone else puts in 1 million for a total of 11 million... There are 440 prizes, and there are 10,000 entries that are NOT you. You COULD walk away with nothing while everyone else cleans up. ;) All it takes is one bad set of RNG.

Halsey
05-28-2015, 02:59 PM
The part I find funny is I'd be willing to bet Colin being Colin, him wining big is a win for everyone. Sure he wants to be able to EA all his playsets as soon as it's available... but the prize for each winning entry is one of each, he'll need far less Promo dust than any of the rest, and if the past is any indicator every time Colin winds up with more of anything than he needs the whole community benefits.

hex_colin
05-28-2015, 02:59 PM
The problem is that even if you put in 10 million gold and everyone else puts in 1 million for a total of 11 million... There are 440 prizes, and there are 10,000 entries that are NOT you. You COULD walk away with nothing while everyone else cleans up. ;) All it takes is one bad set of RNG.

Yeah, and I could get hit by every car I see in the next 24 hours. Possible. But extremely unlikely...

10 million is 400 expected wins (16.8 million in Stardust). Even if I won 3 out of every 4 I was expected to win (way less than 1% chance of that happening), I'd still be way, way ahead. It's a no brainer actually...

Why is Chark pre-selling Stardust so cheaply??????????????????????

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 03:02 PM
Yeah, and I could get hit by every car I see in the next 24 hours. Possible. But extremely unlikely...

10 million is 400 expected wins (16.8 million in Stardust). Even if I won 3 out of every 4 I was expected to win (way less than 1% chance of that happening), I'd still be way, way ahead. It's a no brainer actually...

Why is Chark pre-selling Stardust so cheaply??????????????????????

The thing here is that someone is going to get hit by a car. It is just a matter of who.

superdax
05-28-2015, 03:02 PM
Yeah, and I could get hit by every car I see in the next 24 hours. Possible. But extremely unlikely...

10 million is 400 expected wins (16.8 million in Stardust). Even if I won 3 out of every 4 I was expected to win (way less than 1% chance of that happening), I'd still be way, way ahead. It's a no brainer actually...

Why is Chark pre-selling Stardust so cheaply??????????????????????

Because maybe you can find stardust in other ways then paying with gold ? :)

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 03:03 PM
Yeah, and I could get hit by every car I see in the next 24 hours. Possible. But extremely unlikely...

10 million is 400 expected wins (16.8 million in Stardust). Even if I won 3 out of every 4 I was expected to win (way less than 1% chance of that happening), I'd still be way, way ahead. It's a no brainer actually...

Why is Chark pre-selling Stardust so cheaply??????????????????????

I would like to be you for a day just to see what it is like.

Showsni
05-28-2015, 03:05 PM
You have to put in at least 17,300 gold to have a better than 50% chance of winning a prize!

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 03:05 PM
The thing here is that someone is going to get hit by a car. It is just a matter of who.

Been there, done that. I liked it so much I repeated it. Can I win stardusts now?

Flairina
05-28-2015, 03:06 PM
I sent in a poem with mine, because spending gold makes me wax rhapsodic, apparently. *ahem*

Gold flowed in to Chark's great sack
For he had promised stardust back
He roared with laughter, oh so loud
Why should he not? I would be proud
As well if I had done the same
His scheme was perfect for this game
They craved more art, they had such lust
And hence it was that Chark with just
a simple plan, not that complex
Soon owned near half the gold in HEX.

Chark
05-28-2015, 03:07 PM
If I is get 100.000 gold, I vill look in list of “associates” and select four individuals to receive ze precious cargo and all you is get to see spoiled card.

I have 100.000 gold. Here is your card:

http://hextcg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Chark%20Hired%20Horn%20Elite.png

Svenn
05-28-2015, 03:07 PM
Why is Chark pre-selling Stardust so cheaply??????????????????????

Easy. With the announcement of EAs and people complaining about not enough faucets and it being too hard to obtain gold/EAs this is an easy, temporary solution to give away a large amount of discounted Stardust to make up for the lack of faucets right now. It gives out an extra 68% worth of Stardust (slightly more technically with the rounding up) so that the pressure on the gold system is alleviated some until the rest of the faucets are in.

Also, your gamble is definitely in your favor... but it's still a gamble. ;)

Bombs
05-28-2015, 03:08 PM
"Where the gold flows, Chark goes."

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 03:10 PM
Very nice. Playable, but has implications if you fail to play it correctly.

nicosharp
05-28-2015, 03:13 PM
nice card.

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 03:14 PM
I have 100.000 gold. Here is your card:


How much gold do I need to win one of those :O

Saeijou
05-28-2015, 03:15 PM
Very nice. Playable, but has implications if you fail to play it correctly.

very hart to play... probably unplayable in limited :/

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 03:17 PM
very hart to play... probably unplayable in limited :/

Limited? It will either win you the game or it will lose you the game. It mostly depends on how you can play around your resources.

Constructed you just mix it up with Burn to the ground and resource dumps and you have a crazy beater.

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 03:20 PM
Limited? It will either win you the game or it will lose you the game. It mostly depends on how you can play around your resources.

Constructed you just mix it up with Burn to the ground and resource dumps and you have a crazy beater.
Worst comes to worst and they aren't in ruby, bounce it to remove it.

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 03:22 PM
I think going to the Hex offices could be scary.

If this is what Chark and Phenteo look like, I don't want to meet them.

wolzarg
05-28-2015, 03:23 PM
I think going to the Hex offices could be scary.

If this is what Chark and Phenteo look like, I don't want to meet them.
And i want to meet them even more damn i wish i could go in any foreseeable future...

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 03:31 PM
I called him a horny bastage when I sent him my gold, cause I just KNEW he'd be revealing himself. Still, fun card, if you play it right. :)

ossuary
05-28-2015, 03:32 PM
Is awesome card. I pay you good money, many golds, you give now. Yah?

RamzaBehoulve
05-28-2015, 03:33 PM
When you thought gold value couldn't go any higher, it's going to skyrocket some more.

Vorsa
05-28-2015, 03:34 PM
An interesting card - have to assume that it has an equipment that gives it Speed, since that would be the obvious boost to use-ability.

Soul Marble is the ideal complement, but Hellhound would serve as a sink just as well.

Zophie
05-28-2015, 03:35 PM
The thing here is that someone is going to get hit by a car. It is just a matter of who.

Note to self: Avoid standing near israel.kendall around busy intersections.

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 03:40 PM
Note to self: Avoid standing near israel.kendall around busy intersections.

No, its me you want to avoid. Although I have a knock for walking away completely unscathed, so maybe I am actually a good luck charm...

Svenn
05-28-2015, 03:41 PM
When you thought gold value couldn't go any higher, it's going to skyrocket some more.

Eh, a small temporary boost maybe. This ensures that it will fall some, though. They're straight up giving away a bonus 68% more Stardust for all the gold that goes into this.

Zophie
05-28-2015, 03:58 PM
No, its me you want to avoid. Although I have a knock for walking away completely unscathed, so maybe I am actually a good luck charm...

Just send you out first to see how safe it is I guess ;)

Xenavire
05-28-2015, 04:01 PM
Just send you out first to see how safe it is I guess ;)

Well, they say third time lucky, chances are next time I get hit I will go splat. So lets just assume it isn't safe and not send me... Please? :p

Salverus
05-28-2015, 04:03 PM
Until when do we have time to farm gold and send it to chark?

ossuary
05-28-2015, 04:04 PM
2 days from the time of the first post, as he said in his first post. :)

Saeijou
05-28-2015, 04:07 PM
we should get perks to reach for more spoilers ;)

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 04:09 PM
It'd be funny if every 100,000, he just posted a different AA version of himself.

Mokka
05-28-2015, 04:19 PM
I will send 200 g. Nothing more, and I shall have my prize. Mark my words. It will be hilarious. We will laugh of this one day.

ForgedSol
05-28-2015, 04:33 PM
It's only one large drawing?

I'm scared now. I'm going to be the person that puts in 100k gold and get nothing.

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 04:50 PM
I still find it funny how close "Chark" is to "Shark"....

wolzarg
05-28-2015, 05:02 PM
Suddenly CHARK ATTACK!

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 05:05 PM
That's just jumping the Chark.

Rendakor
05-28-2015, 05:09 PM
Should we call this Chark Week?

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 05:30 PM
Dunna nunna....... dunna nunna...... dunna nunna dunna nunna dunna nunna dunna nunna dunnanunnadunnanunnadunnanunna CHAWS!!!!!

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 05:40 PM
Dunna nunna....... dunna nunna...... dunna nunna dunna nunna dunna nunna dunna nunna dunnanunnadunnanunnadunnanunna CHAWS!!!!!

This is clearly the batman song, just sayin.

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 05:53 PM
This is clearly the batman song, just sayin.

No, no, no. That's nanananananananananananananananaBATMAN!!!

Zophie
05-28-2015, 06:21 PM
Q: What is Chark's favorite sci-fi show?
A: Chark Trek

Q: What is Chark's favorite bible story?
A: Noah's Chark

Q: What is Chark's favorite B-52s song?
A: Love Chark

Q: How did crazy Chark get normal again?
A: Electro-Chark Therapy

Q: What do you call a solitary Chark?
A: A Lone Chark

Q: What's worse than being bitten by Chark?
A: Being bitten by Zombie Chark

Q: What is Chark's favorite Maggie Smith movie?
A: Gosford Chark

ok that's all I got for now, your turn guys

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 06:24 PM
Nah, I think you win.

Chocmaw
05-28-2015, 06:25 PM
It's such a cool card. What would be nifty is if there's a ruby action that you can put an effect on a troop which makes it cause damage to the controller and/or their troops. That way, you have the chance of sending him to your opponent (who, for this example is a control player) and is not particularly keen on spending their resources on ther turn.

Though after that, they could probably just drop Blood Aura on him and put a Paladin of the Necropolis in play and laugh maniacally.

Awesome card anyways :)

Phenteo
05-28-2015, 06:31 PM
Something tells me Chark's stash amount was updated...

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 06:31 PM
OH!!! What's Chark's favourite movie? Chark Tales.

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 06:37 PM
Who is Chark's favourite Suicide Squad member? King Chark.

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 06:39 PM
Q: What is Chark's favorite sci-fi show?
A: Chark Trek

Q: What is Chark's favorite bible story?
A: Noah's Chark

Q: What is Chark's favorite B-52s song?
A: Love Chark

Q: How did crazy Chark get normal again?
A: Electro-Chark Therapy

Q: What do you call a solitary Chark?
A: A Lone Chark

Q: What's worse than being bitten by Chark?
A: Being bitten by Zombie Chark

Q: What is Chark's favorite Maggie Smith movie?
A: Gosford Chark

ok that's all I got for now, your turn guys

You seem to be missing "CharkNado"

http://i.imgur.com/9fMaLRI.jpg

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 06:40 PM
Chark... I just want to apologize. This is all my fault.

Edit: The only thing that can stop this? The Chark Of The Covenent.

{Insert picture here}

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 06:42 PM
Something tells me Chark's stash amount was updated...

Does that mean 3 more incoming spoilers? :D

magic_gazz
05-28-2015, 06:48 PM
Does that mean 3 more incoming spoilers? :D

Lot more than 3 spoilers now.

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 06:49 PM
Chark... I just want to apologize. This is all my fault.

Edit: The only thing that can stop this? The Chark Of The Covenent.

http://i.imgur.com/sfbnoi6.jpg

Pic inserted as requested

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 06:51 PM
Pic inserted as requested

If it's the CHARK of the Covenant.... shouldn't the head be in the middle?

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 06:52 PM
Lot more than 3 spoilers now.

Oh, wow. Your right. I just saw the 4 and thought, okay, 3 more, then.

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 06:54 PM
If it's the CHARK of the Covenant.... shouldn't the head be in the middle?

You Dont want to know what's in the box....

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 06:55 PM
You Dont want to know what's in the box....

No, no... your right... but I'm just imagining, now, a giant Chark head in the middle with the handles coming out of the sides and laughing my ass off.

Edit: Maybe even a giant GOLDEN Chark head.

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 07:00 PM
No, no... your right... but I'm just imagining, now, a giant Chark head in the middle with the handles coming out of the sides and laughing my ass off.

Edit: Maybe even a giant GOLDEN Chark head.

Lol maybe someone who is actually good at Photoshop will come along. If I could do it I would.

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 07:02 PM
Lol maybe someone who is actually good at Photoshop will come along. If I could do it I would.

I dunno. I'm still just impressed with how quick you got out the first one out. :) And can't stop laughing when I look at it.

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 07:14 PM
It is meeee. Keeeeng Geebriel. And not a dwarf imitating him, by my stoney beard! I mean... TRUSSTT Clark. Is Legitttemate Minotaurrrr Bizzzzzzneees-men. Seeend all gollld. Izzz backeed by Keeeng.

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 07:16 PM
It is meeee. Keeeeng Geebriel. And not a dwarf imitating him, by my stoney beard! I mean... TRUSSTT Clark. Is Legitttemate Minotaurrrr Bizzzzzzneees-men. Seeend all gollld. Izzz backeed by Keeeng.

Hmm. Seems legit.

Zophie
05-28-2015, 07:16 PM
It is meeee. Keeeeng Geebriel. And not a dwarf imitating him, by my stoney beard! I mean... TRUSSTT Clark. Is Legitttemate Minotaurrrr Bizzzzzzneees-men. Seeend all gollld. Izzz backeed by Keeeng.

#NotMyKeeeeng

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 07:19 PM
#NotMyKeeeeng
IZZZ Good deals! Enterr for a chance to win golden cherk AA. Izzz not scam.
(I think I'm fooling them!)

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 07:19 PM
I dunno. I'm still just impressed with how quick you got out the first one out. :) And can't stop laughing when I look at it.

ok did one final Chark of the Covenant

http://i.imgur.com/aI25vII.jpg

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 07:20 PM
ok did one final Chark of the Covenant

http://i.imgur.com/aI25vII.jpg

Hah! Perfect!

ossuary
05-28-2015, 07:20 PM
You Dont want to know what's in the box....

What's in the box!?

http://i.imgur.com/CRALLec.png

(10 second no skillz cut and paste FTW!)

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 07:25 PM
OH! Chark In The Box!

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 07:26 PM
FTFY
http://i.imgur.com/Y5SufWD.png

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 07:30 PM
Hmmm.... Chark Black? Chark Sparrow?

Fizzydragonhex
05-28-2015, 07:30 PM
I'm not afraid to admit I was tempted to send the gold Cod:cool:

israel.kendall
05-28-2015, 07:31 PM
lol awesome the gold makes it perfect

Chark
05-28-2015, 07:33 PM
I'm not afraid to admit I was tempted to send the gold Cod:cool:

Okay, I accept. Then you run raffle and I win. I get my associate DataDragon to collect from you...

KingGabriel
05-28-2015, 07:38 PM
Okay, I accept. Then you run raffle and I win. I get my associate DataDragon to collect from you...

Charkcoal

http://i.imgur.com/YhIRomT.png

Gregzilla
05-28-2015, 07:40 PM
I'd just like to apologize again for starting all this, Chark. Please don't eat me.

Diesbudt
05-28-2015, 07:41 PM
Chark,

I has deal of lifetime for you! I gives you 100k gold, in exchange you hands me the deed of Entrath and all its delici.... I mean respectible inhabitants!

Fair deal! Limited time!