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Kaiba_Graysoul
06-20-2015, 02:14 PM
petition for stress tester sleeve with a hamster running in a blue wheel, Kami owns this idea.

MasterN64
06-20-2015, 02:15 PM
You forgot adding in that the hamster is on fire.

Kami
06-20-2015, 02:16 PM
:stormcloud:

This would be awesome for anyone who is on the test server during a stress test.

Maybe also have the number of rings around the hamster increase for every time the stress testers broke the test server.

Kaiba_Graysoul
06-20-2015, 02:16 PM
You forgot adding in that the hamster is on fire.

dam true that :P

Stok3d
06-20-2015, 02:19 PM
I can see a future April Fools Joke involving this hamster just to stress us out :)

Flairina
06-20-2015, 02:25 PM
I like this idea. It'd have to be anyone who was in the tournament at any point though, since a lot of us keep getting frozen out and I doubt everyone kept coming back.

Kaiba_Graysoul
06-20-2015, 02:31 PM
Hamster titan card?

8 cost

10 10

When this troop enters the field it battles every opposing troop

Fyren
06-20-2015, 02:33 PM
Hamster titan card?

8 cost

10 10

When this troop enters the field it battles every troop

Fixed

Kaiba_Graysoul
06-20-2015, 02:36 PM
Fixed

including itself?

Fyren
06-20-2015, 02:38 PM
including itself?

In all zones.

Flairina
06-20-2015, 02:39 PM
Fixed

Add "If this troop dies due to its own ability, crash the game".

Flairina
06-20-2015, 02:42 PM
In all zones.

In all active games.

Fyren
06-20-2015, 02:43 PM
Add "If this troop dies due to its own ability, crash the game".

Could be an entire line of bug cards!


Duplicitous Douche:

4(SS) 2/2 Necrotic Rogue

Your opponent's hand is invisible.



Fixated Starwatcher

3(D) 1/1 Coyotle Cleric

The screen becomes a blank starfield.

Preeeeeeetty~

Flairina
06-20-2015, 02:47 PM
Could be an entire line of bug cards!


Duplicitous Douche:

4(SS) 2/2 Necrotic Rogue

Your opponent's hand is invisible.



Fixated Starwatcher

3(D) 1/1 Coyotle Cleric

The screen becomes a blank starfield.

Preeeeeeetty~

Eternal Load

6(none) 5/5 Troop, Artifact- Construct

Your opponent loses one minute from their clock each time they play a card.

facade
06-20-2015, 02:56 PM
Could be an entire line of bug cards!

Trigger Happy Automaton
2() 0/1 Robot
At the start of your turn, target each creature on the field and deal damage to target equal to the power of this creature. Repeat this effect if the creature did not receive lethal damage.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And again. And again.

Flairina
06-20-2015, 03:09 PM
Ultimate Exile

5(DDD) Quick Action

You can only play this if you have no cards on the field and less than half your starting life. Void all cards in all zones. The timer for both players becomes 0.

And all returned to nothingness.

(To clarify, referencing the Placeholder battles some of us got stuck in where you ended up with no cards, no deck, and no champion on either side, and each player had 00:00 time and was a "guild" of players. There is nothing to do or play and you can't run out of time.)


The Black Wall

5(BBSS) Troop- Chaostouched Wall

When this is played, your opponent's screen becomes black for the next five minutes. If they do not play anything within the next minute, take another turn after this one.

(of Death)

(Hex wouldn't even let me get to OTHER programs while it was fullscreen, frozen, and showing nothing buy void- which was often.)

Flairina
06-20-2015, 03:30 PM
And Again

6(SSSSSS) Basic Action

Restart the game.

The end is never the end is never the end is never...



(How many times have I tried quitting and reloading now? 20+?)

Mr.Funsocks
06-20-2015, 03:52 PM
Need the Hex version of MTG's joke sets soon imo. Complete with a certain bear battle...

Flairina
06-20-2015, 08:29 PM
One more, since the tournament is (almost?) over.

Survivor of the Bugpocalypse

10 hours (this card cannot be played unless you have been playing in a tournament for ten or more hours, and can only be played once per tournament) Basic Action

If you win the tournament, gain additional random basic packs equal to the number of hours it took to finish.

"Holy s***, there's still someone here? Wow. Um. Okay. You know what. Just. Take them. At this point, you deserve it."

Kami
06-20-2015, 09:01 PM
Need the Hex version of MTG's joke sets soon imo. Complete with a certain bear battle...

Kyle vs Bear in a... glue factory.

Erukk
06-20-2015, 09:14 PM
Kyle vs Bear in a... glue factory.

My mental picture of that fight is slowly becoming more and more like a Peter vs. The Rooster scene from Family Guy. Just a guy and a bear battling all across Entrath, and they leave complete chaos, death, and destruction in their wake.