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Spiredore
07-21-2015, 11:17 PM
OK, so maybe I'm just punch drunk from the amount of chest spinning and opening I've done today but it seems clear to me that the altar we're all familiar with is in fact a TARDIS.

- It's bigger on the inside. All the chests rise up out of the pool of water, so all the chests each player owns must be in that altar somewhere. Just how many can she fit in there?!?

- The first tone when you spin a chest They'll tell you it's the stone drawer sliding in, but ...

- The last tone when you focus on a chest, ready to be opened That 'whoosh' sound.

- There are Transonic Screwdrivers in there!

- It's dedicated to a powerful being whose 'whims are unknowable'

The bigger question is how she got it. Could Kismet actually be a Time Lady is disguise? Did she pick up an old Type IV at some sort of surplus auction? Or, given she's the Primal of Fate, did she win it from a Time Lord making some ill-advised gamble?

N3rd4Christ
07-21-2015, 11:50 PM
You sir have Spun one too many chests!

Spiredore
07-21-2015, 11:54 PM
You sir have Spun one too many chests!

Too ... Many ... Chests ...?

I understand each of those words individually, but somehow when they come together they don't quite make sense. :)

shocker455
07-22-2015, 12:04 AM
Yes but what does that makes packs?

A pack has a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest.....

(assuming you have the luck of gods)

N3rd4Christ
07-22-2015, 12:05 AM
Yes but what does that makes packs?

A pack has a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest.....

(assuming you have the luck of gods)

A tardis within a tardis

Mind blown!

israel.kendall
07-22-2015, 12:13 AM
You're supposed to use stardust to EA your cards. Snorting it can make you go kooky.

Spiredore
07-22-2015, 12:20 AM
You're supposed to use stardust to EA your cards. Snorting it can make you go kooky.

We know that the Pippits are smoking Dementia Daisies. Who knows that they're doing with Stardust, and what the results might be?

Khazrakh
07-22-2015, 12:57 AM
Yes but what does that makes packs?

A pack has a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest, inside that chest is a pack, inside that pack is a chest.....

(assuming you have the luck of gods)

timey wimey wibbly wobbly stuff...

szimek
07-22-2015, 01:02 AM
we had "Fantastic", "Allonsy" and "Geronimo" now time for "Better luck next time" as a catchphrase ?

Spiredore
07-22-2015, 01:05 AM
we had "Fantastic", "Allonsy" and "Geronimo" now time for "Better luck next time" as a catchphrase ?

One day we will have a dungeon where heroes face off against Kismet. 'Fantastic', 'Allonsy', and 'Geronimo', will be her AI-only cards.

Svenn
07-22-2015, 06:33 AM
Too ... Many ... Chests ...?

I understand each of those words individually, but somehow when they come together they don't quite make sense. :)

Maybe he meant "Many Chests Too"?

NOBLEStarshield
07-24-2015, 01:38 PM
But which came first, the pack or the chest?