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    Anyone know a joke?

    Hey Hexers,

    Things in the forum have been a little tense this week because of all the alpha goings on. Anyone have any good jokes based in the world of Hex? "A dwarf, a coyotle and Kog’Tepetl walk into a bar..." that sort of thing. Actually let's make this pvp joke-making-- the author of the best joke (the joke I like the best) on the first 5 pages gets a free booster pack from me* when beta begins!'

    *DISCLAIMER*
    I want to make it clear that I don't know if it will be possible to gift or give away boosters. Also, I don't know if I am allowed to start a contest of CZE's forums so....yeah...but if I can I will. And if I can't then I guess I won't?
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    What do Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great have in common?

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    A dwarf traveling through the howling plains stopped at a
    village and went to a tavern. He stood at the end of the bar,
    ordered a whiskey, and lit up his pipe.
    As he downed his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke
    rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an
    angry Coyotle stomped up to him and said, "One more
    remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
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    Q. Why did the Void Society cross the road?
    A. To get to the Other Side.

    Q. Why do Hex players like The Mushwocky.
    A. Because he's a fun guy.
    Last edited by Idus; 10-12-2013 at 09:30 PM.
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    People who wait for alpha invite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by murmeli View Post
    People who wait for alpha invite.
    I was going to say people who complain about not getting an alpha invite yet.
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    A dwarf, a coyotle and Kog’Tepetl walk into a bar, the bartender looks up from pouring a glass and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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    A party of Elves was climbing in the mountains. After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting the winds, and finally the sun. Finally he said, ' OK see Kog’Tepetl over there?'
    'Yes', answered the others eagerly.
    'Well, according to the map, we're standing on top of it.
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    Two Vennen are sitting in a cave, eating some roasted meat.
    One says: "Man, I really hate my brother."
    The other says: "Then try the potatoes."

    How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Two.
    One to do the work, and the second to reduce the cost of the first.

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    Q. What did Zombie Plague say when Righteous Paladin beat him in a match?
    A. Good Gaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

    Q. What did the doctor say when Hex Engine entered his office?
    A. Lie down. You look exhausted!
    Last edited by Idus; 10-13-2013 at 06:23 PM.
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